GI’m getting married to my pCickup truck
DIt never leaves me when I’m Gdown on my luck
GIt doesn’t shop at fCancy stores
Or have a Dlawyer, or want a divorce
Git doesn’t care if I Cstay out late
DIt doesn’t bitch about theG money I make
We’ll be together tilCl the end D
It won’t sleep with my best friend
CI’m gonna get down Don one knee,
CAnd ask my truck if it’llD marry me
CI’ll never drive anDother car,
CWe’ll honeymoon at the tiDtty bar
GI’m gonna have the tCime of my life
The exhDaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
GYou think I’m crazy but lCisten to this
I can brDing home a hooker and it won’t get pissed, no
GWedding ring won’t coCst me a buck,
when ID‘m getting married to my pickup, pickup tGruck
