If you pGlay your cards wrong, you can taCke me home tonight
DYou’ve got all the makings of mCy futuDre ex-wGife
GI’ve got three bucks my credit sucks and my fuCture don’t look too bright
so if you plDay your cards wrong, you can tCake me hoDme tonigGht
Some cEmall me a loser and a Clazy no-good slob
I’ve lost my Emhouse, I’ve got no car
and DI can’t keep a job
but I’ve Cgot a big heart, and anothDer part
Take me hEmome you’ll understand
CBecause my genitDalia looks lCike a pDringles cGan
If you pClay your cards wDrong, you can Emtake me home tonight
and Gwhen I pull my pants down,
hey you won’t believe i’m white
and iGt’s been said that I’m mister ed,
but don’t Cworry I won’t bite
if you pDlay your cards wrong,
you can Ctake me hDome tonGight
Some cEmall me dishonest
And they sCay I’m just lying
But EmI’ve peed next to old john holmes and DHe started crying.
On a sCunny day, I’vDe got it made,
EmGet under my wiener if you need shade
IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
IGf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight