C D Em D/F# G
GI don’t like poodles and Cpopery
Dpastel colors ain’t Ggood on me
Ci want a woman Gi can squeez
Dthese are things that i D7believe
GI like John Wayne and Coveralls
Di hate chick flicks and Gshopping malls
CI thank God that Gi’ve got balls
Da pickup truck, a texas D7drawl
GI don’t like flowers and Cfancy wine
Dor talking on that phone Gall the time
Ci don’t like nothin’ near Gmy behind
Dit’s an exit it suits me D7fine, oh
Cthese are all those Dreasons i ain’t Gqueer
Cthese are all the Dreasons he ain’t Gqueer
Gi think two holes are Cbetter than one
Dif you ask me, Gthat’s more fun
Cin and out and Gthen i’m done
Dtwo guys kissin would make me D7run
GI don’t like sex on a Cfoo foo bed
DI don’t wanna dance with a Gguy named Fred
Ci did it once my fGace turned red
Dyou saw the tape - enoughs been sD7aid
GAll my buddies, we Clike to drink
Dwatching fights at the Ghockey rink
Cyou won’t catch me Gwearing pink
Di like the fact that my dick don’t stink, D7oh
Cthese are all those Dreasons i ain’t Gqueer
CDon’t be poking Dnothing near my Emrear, yeah
Cthese are all the reDasons
Cthe crazy cookoo Dreasons
Cthese are the Dreasons i ain’t Gqueer
