GWhen I’m sittin on a toilet in a Chouse that I don’t know
DLookin all around me where the toilet paper Ggo
I’m feelin really uneasy CI’m feelin real uncertain
Cause I Dgotta wipe my butt again with the shower Gcurtain
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It’s those Clittle thiDngs those itty Gbitty things
It’s those Clittle things like Dthat that piss me G[o]ff
GWhen I pick up on a women and I Ctake her home to bed
DShe starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you Gknow
I ask her what her name was Cshe told me it was venus
DI reach down between her legs
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GLast night I went out drinkin in my Cold daddy’s lincoln
DI hit a tree killed friend G
I start to scream and hollar cause he Cowed me twenty dollar
DI know I’ll never see it aGgain