CDarling when we met
you were a Ampretty little thing
but your Dmbody started changing
when I Ggave you that ring
you’re super siCzing
no exercAmising
Dmgoodbye working oGut
a double mCeat with cheese
another hAmairpin please
baby Dmthat’s what you’re all abGout
EmI pick you up in my pickup truck
but you Amhad to ride in the back
EmI stopped off at the sonic-burger
you ate Ameverything in my sack
Darling pDmlease
won’t you please think of mGe
I’d love to have my baby baCck
Ammy baby back, Dmmy baby backG
CSix months of passing, you’ve gained 50 pounds
and I conAmfess you’ve got a real big rack
but the Dmbad part is, when I give you a hug
you’ve got a tumoGur on your back
you’re super sizCing
no exerciAmsing
Dmgoodbye working oGut
a double mCeat with cheese
another hAmairpin please
baby thaDmt’s what you’re all abGout
EmI played football with the boys last night
and you were Amall-time quarterback
Embut none of us could ever tackle you
Amcoz you’re built like a lumberjack, darling pDmlease
won’t you please think of mGe
I’d love to have my baby baCck
put down the riAmbs
my baby baDmck
and babyG come back to me,C yeah